Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
