i jhust puked up my retainher.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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