There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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