She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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