so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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