I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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