I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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