ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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