"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
They have beer where we have blood.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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