it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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