Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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