So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?