You're so nebulous sometimes
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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