in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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