Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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