I'm going to rape someone's good day.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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