I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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