nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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