btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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