PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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