Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I didn't notice because vodka
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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