just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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