tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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