Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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