Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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