Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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