i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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