Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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