And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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