i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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