yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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