hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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