Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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