READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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