His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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