he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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