Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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