As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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