last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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