Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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