eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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