is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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