how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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