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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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• (805): View more from California

  The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.

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• (626): View more from California

  Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Someone stole a lamp last night.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids

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