I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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