you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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