Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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