Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
third nipple confirmed
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen