mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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