I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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