thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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