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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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