S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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