There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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