I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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she pinky promised me she was 18
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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