I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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