For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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