She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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