do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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