do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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