One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My dick has a subreddit
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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