The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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